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Dis Brudder Elwood. My oh My. OH MY. Why I jus ain't sure whut to sey. Dis like gud nooze bad nooze. Let me git dis outta da wey, cause I knowz it be a comin affer she reads me personal finkings.
Deeba--- crank down on da snooter, shut da pie hole. I don't wanna here it. 
Dere, dat put a cork in it fur a few minutes.
I hab bigge suprise yesserday. Yes, I dooze. I wus in me crate, an I hears dis BIG truck out dere in me dribe. Dem folks a come in me home, and I hear da voice--hmmmm, I fink on dis, they out dere seying Oh Elder Clara, you lookie mavalous--why youze hab ribs, you look wunnerful. 
I fink bout dis--dem folks ain't a lookin at da places da brudder sniify, cause DAT ain't wunnerful.
Well, Daddy let me out and whoose do my wunderin eyeballs see but Auntie Sandi, Norm and da whole RedBay Gang, rite here at me home. I yell yippe and howl and run and I git all cited and I jump on Auntie Sandi gib her sniffy.
Den it heppin.
Auntie Sandi seyz Elwood, youze got FAT.
FAT???? Now whut she a talkin bout, I gonna git me one ob dem TaTa shirts like me furbud Buster and chase da wild woomenz.Why we go togedder, git da WOW factor a going-- I ain't FAT, I be sturdy, stud muffin on da loose. 
Aunit Sandi touch me all ober, and DEN Auntie Pat seyz yes Elwood youze got da porker a goin on dere.
HA!!! Good eatin, good drinkin, meke heppy hound.
Well, dem woomens do da yap yap yap and next fing I knowz I git da diet deelite in me bowl. Yup, lo fat, lo taste, lo ebberyfing rite dere in me bowl. Kinnder like cardboard chunkers and den Momma put da veggetabul wif it. No graby, dooze you hearz dat, NO GRABY!!!! 
An da worrser part ob dis story---------
Elder Clara ober dere all skinny on da perch, a readin her cookin book. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH.
I guess it could git worrser, she could be a lookin at me toebones---

Drool to all in need




Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake 
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
 
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