[Dailydrool] Nooze Frum Da Perch

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Elwood, Elwood, open dem eyeballz, are youze weak from lack ob food in da bowl?? Dooze you need Elder Clara to help you git in your crate??  Kin Elder Clara go to da food room git youze liddel snackie??

Well guess what ham hock, dat ain't a happinin. Elder Clara hab much sperience in habbin a few extra pounds, git on your feet, run in da yard, find sum willpowerz to push awey frum da bowl. Brudder now youze lissen to Elder Clara, dat pooch cross da street whut you finks lubz you ain't ebbin a basset, an it be bout 19, kinnder senile, otay, nebbermind, youze deserb dat one. 
Gittin a TaTa shirt and roamin wif Buster--hehehehe--wif a butt like dat, Buster would git no woomanz.
Elder Clara gonna help, cause dat whut she does, help odder hounds. 
Nebbermind, Elwood you on your own, shape up dere muttonchopz. 
Bee like Elder Clara whut go see da heart Doc today.
Auntie Sandi go along, meet me nice Doc, see da repawts. Help Momma whut be nerbous nellie bout dis dey.
Elder Clara down 8 pounds. Dat rite. Lost 8 pounds whut I gab to Brudder Elwood.
Elder Clara weigh 58.5 pounds, Doc seys I am alert, moobin good, I didn't bite nobodie, an didn't pee on da floor. Dis gud day.
Momma took my nice Doc a cookin book, an said Elder Clara do dis to help da Senior Hounds, Elder Clara not your run ob da mill old wooman. Doc was a finkin dis berry nice.
Hold on, whut is dat noise????
Elder Clara closing fur now, lardbutt stuck in da doggie door.
Revenge bout to be sweet.

Drool to all in need!!!



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake 
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
 
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