[Dailydrool] MomPerson Gartins

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel an Llewis (an yeah ok ok Cnly) (where Mr. Cooper? He asleep in da
baffroom? Kewl.

MomPerson dun two countem 2 unbeeleevabul fings da pass few daze. We is
startin to worrisome about she. Firss of all she come home won daze an sez
she done joint a Jim.
Now me an Llewis not shure about dis.We watch COPS. We not stoopid dogs.
We lissen good to fings an yessir we does two nose what a joint are.
An we nose you gets cawt wif won an it bye-bye time. We watcher like dem
hawks. Nebber sees her litning nuffin up. Nebber see no brownies. Nufin. But
ebber mornin nyne on da buddon, she leeb in da van sayin she go to da Jim
she joint.
WHO DIS JIM???
We no nose nobuddy name JIM.
She foolin roun wif sumwon?? We gettim if she are. We no haf dat kinder
stoff goin on here. DadPerson he name John. Naybor person he name Roger.
Odder naybor name Carlos an den dere be Ferdinand an Frank. Nobuddy soun
like JIM. Who dis guy? We wanna nose!
Den dere da Joint. Tween dat an da wineatnite, da MomPerson juss goin down
da drane! And DadPerson he not doin nuffin. So we fink we gotta resq she,
but we needs Mr. Cooper Sir for help. Llewis, you go splain it to he.

Whachu meen "oh yah rite?" Hey-- I gottit.

COOOOOOOOONNNNLEEEEEEEEE, oh liddle COoooooonnnnnnnnleeeeee----- here he
come dum bunney.

Conley we needs youse to bring Mr. Cooper Sir here to help figger out how to
resq MomPerson frum dis Jim Joint. Wood chu do dat, liddel pal?  What chu
laffin at? Whasso d&54n funny, youse liddel peece a----when youse goes wif
her? When youse do dat? Satiidday? Youse gone wif she to meet Jim Joint? Say
WHAT? Itta WHAT?
No youse da won whut no use vowels.....not J=i-m? Gym. It got masheens? What
about da joints? Dey smoking joints? No joints? sineing papers? Dat what
Joint meen?
joinED. you wented in dis place?

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............esexersing. Oooooooooooooooooh.
Ahhhhhhhh. Joined a Gym. Hunh.

Well she sickern we thot.

Love an Drool to all in need (Shuddup Conley,stop dat laffin. I get you
laffin ok...uhuh-- he still sleepin in da baffroom. Comeer,
Conley....heeeere Conley

Nigel an Llewis an Cnly

ds cnly
cnly gtta rn.
Ngl affr cnly
by nw.
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