[Dailydrool] Laborin Ober da Dey

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Waterz a comin down in buckets. All dey. I be bored. Nuffin goin on, Momma redoin Brudder Jakes crate, gibbin him new beddie. Nuffin fur Brudder Elwood. I go a sniffin round me home, go on out dere in da food room, gib it nudder sniffy, an I go on ober dere and sniffy den cabeenentz. Summfin dun dribbled down da front of dat one. I sniffy. I foller me nose. Brudder Elwood mite be onta sumfin here, I push me snooter inta da place and foller da dribble an lookie dis. Why dat cabeenet door open. I nebber dooze dis before. I push me headbone rite inta da hole and lookie all dis stuff. Dere bee food chopperz, an coffee chopperz an an an

YUUUREEEKA-

Me toys. Yup stuffies and snuffies an all dem fingz Momma dun took away cause me an Brudder Jake kinder fite ober dem. Me faborite ob all time be rite back dere. I climb on in da cabeenentz hole, why da mudderlode in dis place.

Speakin ob Mudderz.

Here she com, bout da time I knock ober sumffin called a vase. Well it be like dis. Da vase hit da coffee chopper, whut hit da food chopper whut hit Brudder Elwood an scare ebberyone an da Brudder whut should be in da reeverse bout now but still in goin forwardz in dribe now smash rite inta ebberyfing cause me faborite toy still in dere, and da vase fall outta da hole Brudder Elwood com in and I hit bof ob dem chopperz wif me back feetz, grab me toy, and Brudder Elwood now a backin out ob da hole ober da vase and dem chopper moochines whut bee well dey not all togedder no more. I gotz me toy.I gotz problum. Whut we call Mudder rite dere wif da? junk all ober da floor, an she be a hollerin.

I seyz dis Labor Dey and Brudder Elwood Labor to git me toy. Whut bee youze problum ol wooman?

I now a Laborin to git da knot out of me tailbone.



We hopin youze all habe gud Labor Dey.



Drool to all in need. Drool to me tailbone. 



Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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