[Dailydrool] I dunno bout dis Waddel

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel.
Twomorow we goin to sumfin callt a Waddel. Sumplace callt Dwite.
I kinder member once befour. I kinder member lotsa an lotsa a Houndies there
an lotsa peepels an I not sure how I feels about dis. I no like crowds. A
crowd more an two peepels I dont nose.
Lass bit ob gettin reddy for we, MomPerson cut off our tail twistees
yestiddy.
Now she gotta cleen da Van. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA. Dat aughta be
innerestin! She gotta fits anudder crate in dere me an Llewis too big to
share no more and I sure aint sharing wif dat liddel Viper, Conley.
Lemme tell you bout Conley so you not foolt if youse at dis Weddel fing.
(Why dey callit a Waddel, Llewis? Youse no nose? I no nose needer. Hunh.
Weeyerd.)
Anyway for dose ob youse wif no brane whut see Conley an fink aww he cutie

HE PEE ON PEEPELS.

Yes he do! He act all heppy heppy to see youse, youse gets rite down dere an
say hello an den==squirt squirt. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
He can squirt it a way, too. I gotta gib he credit, he got power eben if he
not too akcureate. Puppy got a reel deel goin on dere. Hiya, I lubs you,
squrt.

So youse guys whut fink you gone be frens wif ole Conley, bring a sponge.
An I sorry but nobody gets neer me.
Llewis, he aint desided yet whut he gone be like. We hafta wait an see.
MomPerson a liddel nervous.

Also Mr. Cooper, Sir not allowed to attend. MomPerson gone ask a naybor whut
just "lost" her heart dog da oddder day to look in on he an lettim out. Way
I heers it da ole boy goin on a speshul trip lader wif Jus MomPerson an she
fren. HUMF. Don esk me how I feels bout dat!!

SEE YALL TWOMOROW!!!

Love an drool,
Nigel, Llewis and Conley-- Mr. Cooper bowin out.
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.dailydrool.org/pipermail/dailydrool-dailydrool.org/attachments/20090918/674bbe7c/attachment-0002.htm>