[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolers!  Dis be Sister Suzie.  How ya'll doin?  Wee iz not too happy wite now.  Weez hap to sen me Brudder Dawber back to dose nicey wescue peepelz.  Himz hab sum prolems fore we git himz an himz no git along wit me Brudders Egan and Blue.  Himz wub us girlies berry mush.  We pways awl dey long and wee hab gwate fun!  Himz gitz along wit weez odder Brudder Jaggie too cauze Jaggie a big, big boy.  Ennywayz mee wub Brudder Dawber and meez miss him.  Him a gud Brudder.  Mee fowd me paws an bowz me head an meez aks dat gud Lord to watch ober me Brudder Dawber an fine him da bestest fambily ebber to take da bestest care for him.  Awso meez aks dat gud Lord to heal all dose hearts dat bee bwoken fwom da loss ob doze wunnerful houns.  Meez aks too dat gud Lord watch ober doze houns up dere wit him and hep dem nose how mush we missez dem.  

Meez Momma wanna telz youse dat wen me Brudder Blue git hissef fixed dey gib him dat nassy plasic collar an himz run into ebbery ting.  Me Momma can't watch him do dis, he be berry berry unhappy wit dis.  Me Momma make dis outfit por himz.  Awl four wegs go in da holes and velcro close da top back and it cubber allz himz stuff.  Den wen he go pee she haffa take it off but it fin cotton and himz surgery can still breathe.  Only ting youse haffa do is take it off for potty.  Dis mush, mush bedder dan dis cwuel collar tingy an me Brudder no touch himz surgery.  Dis may not wurk por all dogz but if it wurk.

Oh, mee wub doze nice pomes.  Dat one bout Miss Lilly an mee likes dis one dat Nigel wote.  Me tink maybe dis Nigel bee a sweet hansome houn.  Maybe himz lookie for pwetty Diba gurl.  Me tinkin bout dis.

Mush droolz to all in need.  We wubs allz youse.  Sister Suzie, Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue, Sister Silky, Brudder Skipper (atb) and Former Brudder Dawber who sweet and handsome and need a wunnerful fambily to git himz