[Dailydrool] Whut is she a doin????

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I been in whut dey call absenteena, whut means I 
been missin, busy workin round me home, helpin Momma whut been real sad 
wif all da houndies a goin to da Bridge, She seys wif Elder Clara on up 
dere in da senior years, it be berry hard, but we send many nice 
thoughts fur all da folks dat lost a houndie.
By da way--hold it I bedder open da windder a liddel crack, Elder Clara 
gotz da tailpipe a pointed ober her, I bee prepared--dis snooter 
protecshun youze see--whut means Elder Clara doin fine, Momma been 
habin da toof problumz agin, I gittin liddel tired ob dis, I berry 
upset dat we ain't a goin to da Board Waddle, why I be a missin all dem 
woomenz---all dat fun, why I bee a workin so hard an I git to stay home 
in da hag bag hebbin. HA--Momma seys she been a workin hard on new 
progect to help da hounds. Brudder Elwood seys da only fing Momma be a 
workin on is gittin dem hipz a growin, why she gib new mean to lard 
butt.
Hold it---hmmm, new progect huh--time fur Brudder Elwood to dooze sum 
investigatin--what is Momma up to dis time???

Drool to all in need----Brudder Elwood gonna find out da nooze----


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake