[Dailydrool] are bassets intelligent? Long ansser.

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Thank you!!! I needed that laugh!!!i laughed so hard that I forgot how dumb I am!!!!!





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Subject: [Dailydrool] are bassets intelligent? Long ansser.


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Whut we gone do dis won agin? Llewis! You sees dis? She wanna nose are Bassets smart!
BWAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
O we sorree. Youse serriyus, rite?
Ok...um...kin youse add an subrack, Llewis? No, me needer. Hey Conley, you add or subtrak? Whatchu meen whatit meen? Nebbermind.
So no Bassets cant add an subract.
Llewis kin reed sum.
I kin rite sum.
Conley...well. He whut he is.
Mr Cooper sir, now, but he not a Basset. He dont count dis time.
 
Ok less ax she sum quesshuns:
Here ya goes.
If a liddel kid loss inna woods kin youse fine she wif just you nose? Mebbe you blindfolded?  NO??? You wood git loss, fall offa cliff, brake you nek?
Betcha I cood. Betcha a year ob doggie treets I cood. Wif a blinfole.
Ok here a anodder:
You fines a bebe bird. Youse eet it or try ta meke it eet sumfin? WRONG. You eet it. Callt stayin alibe. We never nose when da slaves gone remember it dinner time.
Lass quesshun:
Funny lookin manperson come you door ebberyday an stoff junk in a hole inna door an run away. He gotta big purse an a funny unnyform. Does you smile an be nicey to dis weerdo, or does you roar an spit on da winnow barkin at he?
WRONG
Why youse fink he runaway an not puttin you TV in dat bag? CUZ WE ON DOOTY!! Who nose whut he are? Maleman my Patootie. Why he run away he dere for sumfin good?
 
Ok so dis Nigel and Llewis an we fink we done ansseret you queshhun bout how smart or dum be Basset hounds. 
We so dumb how come you got won?
 
Love an Drool to all in need,
Nigel an Llewis ob
Nigel, Llewis, Conley an Cooper.


 
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