[Dailydrool] Henry

[ypppmaureen at aol.com]

Howdy ya all,

It's me, Henry.
I just wanted to let ya all know that today I looked in what my momma told me was a mirro, and boy did I see the most good lookin basset boy there ever was!!! Boy, I thought I was good lookin, but when I looked in this mirro, the good lookin basset lookin back at me was better lookin than I am, if that is at all conceivably possible! I started waggin and barkin and gettin all flustered until momma told me that it was me!!! I said, "THAT was me???? Are you kiddin me??? I'm THAT good lookin???" So I fell asleep and had a dream that I got a call from Esquire for Dogs and I was on the front cover, all me and my good lookin basset body for all the girls to really "drool" over! I even dreamt that there were hundreds of gorgeous basset girls stomping in my door to get to see me. Ah yea, it was great!!! Then momma woke me up to go potty and ruined the whole darn fing. Don't you just hate when that happens? Yesterday she done the same fing except I was dreamin of chasing toads, catching them all and having a nice feast of raw toads smothered in slobber, all thick and gooey, leaving no remains behind. I could have pooped on her shoes for that, but if I did that, I'd get no treats and I'm too much of a pig to go without my treats!!!
Anyhoo, I am officially the most conceited with pride (and understandably so) basset boy there is. Now I just keep lookin in at that mirro and grinnin from droopy ear to droopy ear.
Henry


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