[Dailydrool] We Gotz Dem Bugs

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

why we gotz all kinds of dem bugs, biggie one and eeny weeny ones   momma 
sez she ready for da frost ta come !  we Gotz dem huge mudder  load wasp 
things,  momms sez dey Cicada kilers, well dey got dis ting  stikin out dere 
butts if bee biggest thing meez ebber did see,  momma  sez  it wunder it can 
fly cause dat pickle, prickler, ok I gotz it  pecker , no dat not rite either, 
stinger so big it just amazes  her.dont take much ta entertain momma,
den we gots dem cricket things too and dey make all kinds ob noises, momma  
sez dey rubbin dere back legs together  its fur mating  !!!   HUH  what 
ebber happin to just plain  old butt sniffin ????  meez  can rub meez back legs 
together, meez call it Maggies happy dance.  Den,  we gotz da mother load,  
we gotz  TOADS !!!!!!
momma sez dey gotz ta get weeeee bit bigger den she gib us frog legs in our 
 diner   bwahahahah den we gots dem little bitty nats, dey look like  
stealth bombers, der wings point backwards and dey BITE   leeb welts  !!!! dont 
hab no name fur dem, momma calls dem     Bast****   but meez don tink dat 
dere real name !
oh meez forgots ta tell ebby body bout da baby bunnies,  momma  standing  
guard ober dem, sez iffin we come near she goin ta WHACK US GOOD  !!!!!!!  
bwahahahaha,  who does she tink she is,  why shes  old, fat, big butt  half  
crippled , half crazy, why dat women, can't  run  for shit I mean poop ! 
daddy sez he going ta buy som of dat Lye  soap  dis weekend and he goin ta gib 
mommy's mouth a bath !    we gets ta watch  bwahahahahah
 
Maggie Wags and Evil Annie
 
mommy finally gotz out pictures wif our uniforms sent to the commanding  
officer headquarters , we beez official now !
 
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