[Dailydrool] Jaws Ob Life

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Dis Brudder Elwood.  Here it bee, Christmas. A time fur peace, 
goodwillin, and my hebbinz, we aint gots none ob that here at me home 
todey.
I tellz you all liddel storie whut heppined rite here at me home todey.
It bee Sister Daisy. She went round da bend todey, youze know off da 
rocker, lost da brain, gots her snooter on backwards. I tell ya, nebber 
seen dis heppin.
Youse see she musta woke up on da wrong side ob da doggie pallet dis 
mornin, or she hangober. Brudder Elwood not sure but she bee grumpy. 
She growl at Elder Clara whut got Momma's hackles a standin up, but 
dooze dis stop Sister Daisy??? Nope,she growl at Elder Clara again, an 
Momma grab her rite by the snooter, tell her she was not gonna dooze 
dis. Well, da dey go on an we git da ebbnin bowl and den Sister Daisy 
and Brudder Jake in dere in da famblie room a playing and barkin an 
bout dat time it heppin. Really heppin. Now Brudder Elwood just a 
watchin youse see, me an Elder Clara were a standin dere,an we hearz 
dis sharp bark, I go round da corner to da famblie room cause dis dont 
sound real good. Well I lookie an here is Sister Daisy a standin on top 
ob Brudder Jake an she gots himz neckbone fur in herz mouth. Now dis 
gettin interestin herez. Well Brudder Jake start complainin dat Sister 
Daisy a pleyin too ruff an pop her wif himz snooter. Sister Daisy grab 
on to dat neckbone fur harder. Brudder Jake yell real loud dis 
time----Elder Clara now on da scene a watchin--an bout dat time da 
rumble start. Why dem houndies were a snapping an a grabbin and bout 
dat time Momma arribe. We callz her Jaws Ob Life--cause she reach rite 
in dere an pull Sister Daisy off poor ol Brudder Jake whut still be 
pinned to da floor. Well Daddie hearz da rumble an he come round da 
corner and he is a grabbin Brudder Jake an haulin him outta da room. 
Momma git it all unner control and we poor inneecent boys land in da 
crate. Momma seyz we all needz to chill. ----Now dooze you see dat 
Brudder Elwood dooze nuffin here an lands in da time out??
It gitz worrser.
Momma seys we gonna solbe dis--we goin walking. A tired basset be a 
good basset. I sayes, Momma liddel cold out dere, we gotz weather a 
moobin in--so whut dooze dis carin wooman sey??? Walk faster boyz-------

Drool to all in need----and who sent this snow?????


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake