[Dailydrool] Turd Hockey

[saba2r at aol.com]

I'm enjoying the memories of the turd hockey league.  My family still 
cracks up over the legendary accounts of our Roscoe P Hunter in his 
dotage, snoozing at the goal instead of blocking for the Florida Feces 
Flingers.  Bill reported that the players taunted one another, but that 
wasn't all.  The cheerleaders were the epitome of Paris Hilton/Lindsay 
Lohan type misbehavior.  They were comprised of non-basset siblings of 
the players.  My own "mutt sis", Angel, was hugely jealous of Claudia's 
gorgeous bloodhound, Jessie.  The cat fights....er.....cheerleader 
fights made it into celebrity gossip columns in Dog magazine, a spinoff 
of People.  When Jessie passed away, the teams and cheerleaders in 
their sparkly outfits paid homage one Kentucky dawn, led by a mournful 
howl from Roscoe P.  If you'd like to see an actual hockey mask, visit 
his page on Dogster and scroll thru the photos.   It was a gift to him 
 from his eternal love, Miss Clos du Bois, and remains a special 
keepsake.

Becca
www.dogster.com/dogs/600703