[Dailydrool] Mine Loosing

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolers!  Dis be da Sister Suzie.  I beez feewin da pain ob 
Brudder Dodger Blue!  Letz me tell youze sumfin, mah Momswabe dun loosed her mine!  We gotz 4 K-nines in da haws.  Oder dey she comes in dwaggin dis wurtless iddle bitsy Puffie name Silky.  She be cutze but she hab no odder purpose in dis world letz me tellz youse.  She eat, she sweep and den she cries and cries an hurtz me widdle Deeba ears, so meez howlz and howlz to her shutz up.  Ok den me tryin git use to dis widdle peace-a nufin and den da Momswabe come home wid dis homeless hound dog name Dawber.  He beez nice an allz but WE GOTZ ENUF K-NINES IN DIS HAWS ALWEADY!!  Geeez wut it gonna take ta git fru to diz womanz.  I letz dem nose wight away dat me rule dis pwace wit an iron paw.  Nobody can sweep in me bedz.  I wet dem nose dis wight away.  Anyzwayz dis wut me an Jaggie an Egan and Blue Boy been dealin wit last few dayz.  We need sum hep to get fru to da Momswabe, we gotza make shure she nose we in charge dis pwace!  No more hounds!  We gotz
 enuf! Tawk to da paw!  I not budgin on dis one!

Healin Droolz do all youse who needz sum.  Dog nose we gotz enuf ob it now!

Bark at youins laterzz!  Wub Sister Suzie, Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue Boy, Sister Silky, Foster Dawber (dat boy can eatz), 
Brudder Skipper (atb) an (Impawtant) Momswabe Cyndi