[Dailydrool] NOTICE FROM HOME SECURITY PLEASE READ

[Beverly Szaton]

Dear Members of Daily Drool,

THE OFFICE OF HOME SECURITY has seized a package marked   BIOHAZARD: BRAINS
   destined for Virginia Beach, Virginia.
It was purportedly for a Basset Hound named OEBE Brudder Elwood but we
suspect it was actually a cleverly disguised
small terrorist, and have  currently placed it in a bin of wet cement and
lead shields.

If by chance these really were BRAINS and there really is an OEBE Brudder
Elwood waiting for it the OFFICE OF HOME SECURITY
apologizes.

Sincerely,
 Secretary Janet Napoli...Napilot...Map

PS Dis was not rittn by Nigel or Llewis or Conley or Cooper
reely. We gots nuffin ta do wif it.
Honest.
We turnt ober a new leef dis yeer. Habent we, Llewis?
Yah see?He say yes. So dere.
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