[Dailydrool] Breeding - How does it work with bassets? - Tongue in cheek response

[Sandi Wittenberg]

Ummmmm .. How can I delicately put this???   Okay, there isn't a way to
delicately put this.  

The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset . oops . wrong end!  The
girl basset flings her rear in the boy's face and screams . COME HITHER!

The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset . oops . not in her ear!
The girl basset takes his ear off!

The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset . oops . he squirts stuff
all over her left rib cage.  The girl basset bites his nebberminds! 

The boy basset climbs on top of the girl basset . in the correct general
vicinity.  The girl basset rolls over for a belly rub.  The boy basset
"loses his load" all over her belly.

Three hours later ..The boy basset . with his tongue hanging to his toes .
is still trying.  The girl basset is still ripping his face off.  

The person "takes the situation in hand" . literally.   The neighbors are
peering through the windows.  The vice cops come.  

Headlines in the morning paper . "Elementary school principal arrested for
performing sex acts with her male basset hound."

Text following headlines reads:  "Principal says her name is "Good Hands
Lady" and the "Dog F****r" sign on her van is appropriate advertising.
Lawyer says she will plead insanity."

 

See serious response in next post.

 

Sandi Wittenberg & The Red Bay Gang

Grady, Hoagie, Johnny, Norm & Opie

sandi at redbaybassets.com

 

 

 

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