[Dailydrool] Rusty is four......

[Dawn Van Keuren]

It is me...Rusty. The humans say I am 70+ pounds of lazy puppy. I wake
up for my walkies, love my bowl, my belly rubs and occasionally knosh on
humans who grab my collar when I am displeased.....but mostly... I LOVE
MY COUCH.

Technically, I may be a beagle. I look like a basset. Am rumored to have
some kind of papers that were not turned over by my former humans,
.......but I was surrendered to Penny Angel's Beagle Rescue a year and a
half ago. The Penny Angels boss dude a/k/a Kenny wanted to keep me, but
the she boss said I was too big for the ancient beagies at their
house......so they turned up in the she slave's office one day asking if
I could become a Tri-State Basset. So I did. Although the only ones who
met me were my present slaves who generally have zip to do with intake.
I decided I wanted to stay and worked it....so, about this time last
year, when the she slave was off Mathising, I had a little woof with the
he slave who decided I could stay. (I think she would have sniveled but
let me go...)

Fast, er slow forward a year. I'm having steak for dinner, occasionally
deign to play with Pawtunia and have BoardWaddled (okay, so I went the
wrong way with Uncle Frank....), Rambled and waddled to Mishgun. All of
which was nice, but interrupted my couch time.  Cakie thinks I should
work harder but I think being me is hard nuff.

I did go to the beagie barbeque. Yes, that is what they call it. I'm a
bit confused cause while everybody in the beagie rescue knows me, they
wouldn't let me enter the beagie contests......I look as much like a
beagle as a lot of their guests.......I visit my friend Kenny at
Petsmart about once a month. He still thinks I should have stayed.

So, I think y'all should tell your humans you need some steak in honor
of me. Rusty....and that it should be served on your couch. Which is
important.

I'd ask you all to BoardWaddle with me, but that might involve getting
off my couch. I'm trying to figure out how to put wheels on the couch
and have it towed by the pooped pup truck. (NOT HAPPENING!!) Anybody got
any ideas? (RUSTY, get off your butt and waddle.)  Just head away from
downtown....(NO, Rusty...not that way.)  Maybe I could just hitch a ride
in the trunk with the Grand Marshall? (NOPE.)

It is really my birfday. The beagie rescue had some of my vet records
and I know that. Wish I knew where my momhound was.....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RUSTY
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