[Dailydrool] Roland and Mom - help??

[AnitaW]

The Mom and me are getting our data ready for input into our OEBE
spreadsheet. As you know, many Droolers have joined the Order of the Evil
Basset Hound Empire in the last month. Did anyone notice how many Babes
there were? ONE!

 

Dear Roland and the Mom - I have been corresponding with the BABES
Organization about enrolling my three girls, and I think they definitely
want to join.  However, once I got to thinking about each one and her
endearing personality and traits, I found my thoughts straying down a
slightly different path. 

 

In fact, I'm starting to believe that my sweet little dears have done a
masterful job of training me to jump to follow their every command.
Especially Miss Gracie, who is a very loud and very demanding dog who stomps
up and down the hallway while bellowing like a very large bull until she
gets her way.  And Miss Holly, who is tiny and therefore doesn't exactly
sound like a Basset.  Many people have remarked that Holly sounds like a
squeaky toy that needs oiling (she does), and she makes a non-stop rusty
honking noise that's almost a squeal while staring you right in the eye when
she wants something.  Miss Anna is new and is still learning how to shriek
at Mama, but she is learning very, very quickly.  While none of the three is
OEBE material, I'm beginning to think that they have split personalities,
kind of like Sybil - as long as I behave and do what I'm told, they are
BABES.  If I don't follow commands quickly, Gracie turns into PW Gracie, and
Holly and Anna into PIT Holly and PIT Anna.  

 

So Roland and Mom, here is my question.  Is there any organization for
extremely well trained food-and-body-slaves like me?  Slaves that get a
little twitch in their eye every time certain dogs start to yell at them?
In other words, for us downtrodden, nervous, twitchy slaves?   Perhaps
something like Browbeaten Basset Slaves Anonymous?  Any information you can
give would certainly be appreciated.  Must go now, Gracie wants her belly
rubbed and I must obey.  It's kind of like being taken over by the Borg -
resistance is futile.

 

Anita Woodrum

a.woodrum at sbcglobal.net

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