[Dailydrool] Commander of Steak - Matters of Dignity

[Linda Dianis]

Otis has puffed up his barrel chest with pleasure about his new role  
as Commander of Steak.
We need to ask, though, if he will be precluded from dressing up as a  
pirate for Halloween and waddles as he done previously?
Since he lost his sight in his right eye to glaucoma a year ago, he  
has adopted the jaunty defense of eye patch, tricorner hat (with  
dreadlocks hanging out?) and swashbuckler pose when in costume.  
However, this may not be a politically correct option in light of his  
new duties.
Please advise.