[Dailydrool] Excellent Slave Training

[Linda Dianis]

Barbie posted this about her basset home decor:

"we finally came up with a  plan, and now we have a ramp
in front of "literally" every single chair, and  couch and bed, and have
not had a problem for a long long time.  We bought  the slanted lawn  
chair
footstools at Menards..."

This strikes me as an outstanding example of proper basset slave  
training. Custodians of lesser breeds might simply opt for no access  
to furniture.
Even though we are very blessed here to serve as HQ for the Basset  
Fleet Secretary of Steak (Otis, OEBE, Panjandrum of Pandemonium, and  
devoted admirer
of several Drool houndettes) and Nelly (former NJ Nature Nuggets star,  
Director of Boneland Security, and general diva),
we have no authority to confer awards, but send respectful snooters of  
admiration to Honey and Dottie.

Linda, with Otis and Nelly