[Dailydrool] Llewis's Nature Lessun: Yeller Jakits

[Beverly Szaton]

Yeller Jackits bee not bees but waspsps. Dey kin stingstingstingstingsting
an stingagin wiffout dyin da way bees does.
Dey no ness inna trees likee bees an da odder waspers, dey ness inna ground.
Dis meens dey eesy to runz ober wif dat grass cuttin fing.
Youse nebber tryta kill da waspees or bees durin da daytime. Youse wait till
nite or erly mornin when it chillieyest (Ain't seen day aroun here for a
time) or dark. Den youse kin bomb dere pointy butts.

Hows we nose dis?
DadPerson.
Dass how. When he lernt dis MomPerson nottathome an he cum zoomin inna hawse
clawin at he bare legs (werin shorts he were) wif dem yeller jeckets
clinging an stinging!! He be lergic to stoff so he callt MomPerson she at
work at da Vetspital and da Doc he gib her hanful ob bennydrill an says teke
dese to he, watch he lika hawk for a bit an iffn he ok come on beke to werk.
She go beke to werk but coupla daze lader she sprays da ness at nightie. She
no let DadPerson wiffin hunnert feet ob ness.
He still gib dat spot the go round eben tho that a copla years ago.
So member dis:
1. Dey not bees so dey not die when dey sting
2. Dey ness inna groun
3. You spraze em at nightie. den run like hell.

Dis bin Llewis's Nateshure Lessun
Fank you for youse time.

Love an Drool to them whut in need, cats too, an odders who nose who dey
are.

Llewis all by hisself for oncet.
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