[Dailydrool] The Tennesee Dawg Haws Gang

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolerz!  Dis id da Jagman.  I wanna sey dat it ok fur sumone who not a educated legal pawficer to bee leegal representative to sumone who in his current doodie station.  Dis be fine an awso encouraged.  Weez leegal pawficcers can't beez ebberywherez so youze all cin hep us owt.  Tank youze Jefferson B. Hound fur supporting da feetz.  Weez preesheeates dis.  Weez order hourz unnyforms an we gonna take a pishure.  Weez encouraged all youze Feet members to gits one too.  Weemember, nobodyz cin wesist a hount in unnyform!  Weez beez hountsome!

Dis bee Sisser Suzie, head hound ob da Chaplains.  Weez fows our paws an bowz our headz an ask da Gud Lord to hep Elder Clara git her git up an go back.  Weez awso ask himz to hep Geoffrey and Charlie an all doze hounties whoze be down.  We iz awso sentin mush droolz to dem too, can only hep!

Dis am Sisser Silkie, head ob doze Seabees.  Kill da yeller jackets stomp, kill da yeller jackets stomp!

Weez lubbin youze all!  Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue, Sisser Silkie, Sisser Silkie an Brudder Skipper (atb)

P.S.  Kin our beautiful Brudder Skipper beez in dat St. Brendan's Brigade at da bridge?