[Dailydrool] Counter Intelligence Report

[Val Brewer]

This is Harley of Hawai, Head of Counter Intelligence reporting in.
I have two items to report:
It has come to my attention that there is a significant new terrorist threat to 
our safety. Its operatives wear garish outer garments and gather in subterranean 
hideouts waiting to attack. They call themselves the Cult of the Yellow Jacket. 
We may need to enlist the assistance of HHOEBE Thornton to address this threat.

Secondly, I have discovered an additional threat on my own--glass platters. I 
was conducting a delicate counter operation myself when I discovered this 
threat. Someone in our household had baked a chicken in one of those oven bags 
and left it way back on the counter to cool. That someone believed it was out of 
my reach, but I was able to dance on my hind legs in the kitchen and gently tug 
on the edge of the oven bag. The prize slid to the edge of the counter after 
many many small tugs and much effort on my part while the someone was in another 
room. Finally, it was within my reach and I gave a final tug. The chicken 
plummeted to the ground, but it was situated on a glass platter which shattered 
into a gazillion pieces. The noise put me off my game long enough that the 
someone was able to snatch me out of the way and scuttle my mission. So be on 
alert for glass platters. 



      
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