[Dailydrool] Dem Materz

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Dis Brudder Elwood, WHEW, I bee glad dis weekend be in da bookiez. Da Momma been liddel ruff round da bubble ob da belly. Grumpo, youze know not in da mood. I git in liddel spot ob da troubles dis weekend, I tellz youze da storie. 
We gotz summfin called tamaters. Tonz ob dem fings, dey all ober da food room. Momma seyz she gonna cook dem and put dem in a big box fur da winterz time. Brudder Elwood don't care dis not fur me. But Momma a beein in da food room . alweys nice, an I dooze da stroll on out dere see whut be a shakin. Whut a mess, dem materz ebberywhere, an all ob a sudden Momma stops and seyz why goodness-Clara might need drink. Momma hustles ober to da perch wif water.
Brudder Elwood teke liddel look up dere on da counter. Dere is be. Me faborite
Dish towel at large. Now dis be mine. I grab me prize, why dis be a new one, I nebber chewed dis one before. Tastey, nice texture, upgrade frum da last one I chewed up. I teke dis to da libbin room, git aquainted, hab nice chew. Ob course youze know whooze show up, she start wif da drop it drill. We goez back an forth, she gitz me prize she mumble an grumble an go back to dem tamaterz. She cuttin an choppin and Ol Clara gibz Momma da eyeball. Dere goes Momma, back to da perch. 
Da woomen nebber learn. Score dishytowel numberz 2. Nudder new one. My hebbins, she opened da wallet fur dem fings. So here we goes, back to me libbin room, liddel chew, Momma show up, Prize be gone, Momma growlin. We go back to da food room. 
Now youze might be a finkin Momma might be a catchin on, but dem dere maters must be a blockin da headbone. MMomma git nudder dish towel. I bee rite dere. Elder Clara gotz ta pee dis time, off run Momma, HO HO---Brudder Elwood score agin, an Momma ain't a watchin dis time. Dis one old faborite. It gotz da corner chewed off. Dat me personal stamp ob approval. I get odder corner dis time. Well, bout mid chew, youze know who show up and dis time she flamin. Ragin, hoppin mad, she yellin, hollerin and oh my, dis trouble rite dere. We fite, Brudder Elwood struggle, Brudder Elwood loose.
Back to da food room. Elder Clara lickin herz chopz dis time, off go Momma to da perch--Brudder Elwood grab one ob dem maters dis time. Mash dat fing rite inta da carpet. Juicy, squishy, squirt all ober da place.annnnnnnndddddd guess who showed up. I gots da juice a drippin off me whiskers, dere ain't no hidin dis mess. 
Well I land in jale bout dat time. Whole affernoon till she git done in da food room.
Dat me dey. I nebber win.

Drool to all in need

Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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