[Dailydrool] PBF song lyrics

[tomanddeb at tznet.com]

This is to be sung to the tune of "Popeye the Sailor Man"                    
We are the Pacific Basset Feet , We have wagging tails and wiggley seats, We 
slide across the soapy decks, Making all our slaves nervous wrecks,  The 
Pacific Basset Feet! AHROOOOOOO                      We are the best outfit 
in the land, Take long naps on the warm beach sand,We are strong to the 
finish, eating spinich flavored biscuits,The Pacific Basset Feet!  
AHROOOOOOO                    Counter cruising a real BIG CRIME, If you try, 
you'll see CRATE TIME,  Even when you're in the slammer,Bandanna uniform 
lets you do it with glamour,  The Pacific Basset Feet!   
AHROOOOOOOO                                     If you meet a "Feetster" in 
the street, They do the HAPPY DANCE with all four feet! Always happy for a 
bellyrub, they really are just BIG LUGS!    The Pacific Basset Feet!   
AHROOOOOOOOOO              We hope you like our little theme song! We had 
fun!    Debbie and the Masterpiece Bassets