[Dailydrool] Our Momma is a traitor

[Swartz]

Lois, We are so sorry to hear about Mr. Cooper making his journey to the 
bridge.  Take comfort that he is once again young and healthy and playing 
with all the hounds that went before him.  May he live forever in the magic 
of your memories. Back healing drool to Buster, we are praying for a  speedy 
and full recovery. Congratulations on your new bagel...We are sure that you 
will give her a wonderful forever home.

Okay momma give me that pawboard and go fetch me a piece of watermelon while 
I tell everyone of your heinous crime! Ruger woofing in.  Our momma is a 
traitor! Yep..She proved it to us
yesterday.  No pooh there I was laying under the oak tree stalking a 
squirrel that had dared to tread on my territory. I signaled to Colt who was 
in the house and he requested to be let out and when momma opened the door, 
he shot out after the squirrel and ran it toward me.  We'll that ol squirrel 
stopped and turned on a dime only to run into the jaws of my brother.  Momma 
screamed "COLT NOOOO! DROP IT" Just from the sheer verbal vibration of her 
screeching Colt dropped it, but I was there to snatch it in mid drop. Momma 
grabbed my collar but I didn't drop it, I had him by the neck and Colt came 
up and grab him by the butt, we started to do the duel death shake but momma 
somehow got us to drop it and grab my collar to keep me from grabbing it but 
missed Colts collar. He grab the squirrel and trotted over to the fence with 
it.  Momma chased after him, and pried his jaws open to release the 
squirrel. This time she grabbed both of our collars to hold us back, the 
squirrel was stunned but finally crawled through a small hole in the fence 
and made his way back to SquirrelaStan. Momma kept an eye on him to see if 
we had injured him to bad or if he was just stunned.  After a few minutes he 
made his way up the pine tree. I'm sure that he is a very sore squirrel 
today! Next time squirrel, momma might not be there to save your miserable 
little hide. Poor Colt must have gotten squirrel pooh in his mouth when he 
had the
squirrel by his a**, because by 2am this morning he was tossing his dinner! 
Yuck! After empting all contents of his belly momma put pink stuff down his 
throat and only feed him a "lite" cookie this morning
(those things are so bland) and a couple small pieces of watermelon at 
lunch...so far no more barfing. Anyhow snooter kisses to all and healing 
drool to all in need...No more barfing drool to my brother Colt!

Ruger 1/2 of the Bad A** Anti-terrorist squirrel team.
Gulf Coast Division