[Dailydrool] me be on da down low

[Karen]

Dis Bazzle, Da Bedeviling Bad Boy, OEBE.  Me in BIG TRUBBLE.  Momma sez me
me in Deep Shite.  Me may need a lawyer iffen me ebber do dis agin.  Woe is me.

Dis da deal.  Me wuz on me bed dis mornin takin liddle nap nexx to Momma.  Me 
no like wen one ob da gurls start moobin round lot dis mornin so me wake up all
cranky an gib dem da roar, show me big teef an jump at em.  Dat bad mistake. 
Momma yell at me sez NOOOOOO.  Me no happy.  

Den it happen.  Worse mistake ob me life.  Me decide me da big boss at snap at 
Momma.  Me just grab her arm, no break da skin but grab hard.  Momma scream.
 Why dem eyes no longer blue da fire an shootin da BIG FLAMES.  Herz like Hercules
grab me an drag me off da bed, into da kitshun, open da cabinet an out comes.... OH No
Not That!  The training collar dat like a collar but choke you wen me no lissen.   Herz
in trainin mode...and Me in deep shite!  Me fraid to look at dat ole wooman cuz her
scarrrryyyy.  Me in da down, sit, heel, no allowed on me couch or chair or me BED.
Not ebben get me food til lass now.  Me hab to eat wit Momma standin rite der an
her ebben take me bowl away, den put it back, take away...How me gonna eat?

Me no in jail cuz me in trainin agin....Alll DAYYYYY!  Maybe fur ebber and ebber.
Ebben iffen me feelin like Da Man dis no ole wooman to push.  Dem red hared ones
purdy scary wen dem git bad.  Me think me bess plan ob acshun is be verryyyy gud 
rite now. Keep me eyes in da down lookin posishun. Bedder play da sissy boy pawt 
for long time.  Gib up me OEBE ways til dis blow ober, iffen it ever does.  How long 
fur me brain git here?  Me thinkin me needin it sooner den latter.

Lub,
Bazzle da Gud, Sissy Boy wat does ebbery thing him told an sleep on da floor.

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