[Dailydrool] Brudder E. - Do You Cook?

[Lilie Basset]

Dear Brudder,

My sister, Daffodil, and I are looking for a new cook.  Ever since our Daddy 
got sick, she and I have been eating dog food.
Now, nothing against dog food (and it is a premium brand) but it's not the 
fine cuisine that I had been accustomed to during my youth.

Ahhh, the good old days of roasts, chicken breasts, special little 
hamburgers...with spices!  My Daddy knew how to treat a hound.  But, now Mom 
cooks (believe me, she stretches the very meaning of that word), and we 
don't get the goodies anymore.  She doesn't like to cook and does as little 
as possible.  What is a hound to do?

So, if things get a bit too crazy for you at home, feel free to hitch a ride 
up to Indiana.  We'll let you cook as much as you want to!  Wait until your 
Momma feels better, though.  We wouldn't want you to leave her during her 
time of need.  Maybe you can split your time between both states...

Sincerely (and with great feeling and near desperation),
Lilie and Daffodil