[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws gang

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolerz!  Dis iz Baybee Silky fwum da Tennessee Dawg Haws gang.  I beez lernin dis puter tingy.  Meez Sister Suzie beez lernin me lotsa stuff.  She beez a gud Sister.  Meez lernin to beez a diba likes meez Sister.  Meez wanna sendz healin droolz to doze houndies Cakie an Qween Owive.  Weez sennin ourz drippiest droolz an snooder kisses por youze.  Weez awso sennin mush droolz tooz all youze odder in needz.  Meez paborite Brudder Dawber he beez skeered ob eberyting wike dis odder houndie Izzy.  Meez momma don nose wut to dooz por himz.  Mosta da timez himz ok scept at nite.  At nite sumtimes he hidin out inna yard by heezsef an meez momma hasta carry himz back inna haws.  Den himz go to sweep but he be skeered to comes back inna haws.  Ifn we git company himz runs ousside an himz hide an ifn dat momma bwing himz back in himz shakin wika weef.  Weez twyin makie himz comforbal butz we not noze wut to dooz sumtimez.  Himz no skeered to eat doh, dat
 fur surez.  Himz nebber be askeered to eatz.  Meez been lernin meez basset bark an arroooz too.  Me momma heppy bout dis.  Weez allz beez foldin ourz paws an aksin dat God takkie gud carez ob youze allz.  We wubz youze!  Wubz fwum Baybee Silky, Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue Boy, Sister Suzie, Brudder Dawber, Brudder Skipper (atb) an dat Momma Cyndi