[Dailydrool] Miss Angela-stand up comedy

[bjenk1 at cox.net]

Bill here, press agent/personal trainer to Miss Angela 
Basset, Droop and Drool Diva of Wichita and Sedgwick
County

Miss Angela has always been a thespian, usually in a
tragic sense, using theatrical tactics to train and manip-
upate yours truly and other humans.  Only occasionally
does she do something intentionally funny.  Now,
however, she seems to want to be a stand up comic.
Her attempts at being funny occasionally are quite good
but usually are simply irritating.  

An example of her humor:   What is a basset hound's 
favorite vegetable?     Ahrooogula!  I don't think she's 
ever seen arugula and I know that she's never eaten 
it.  Still, she is funnier than most of the folks around 
here.

Bill (captive audience)
Angela (Two bassets walk into a bar.  Bartender says
"Why the long face."  Da Dum.)