[Dailydrool] Miss Angela on graying hair, etc

[bjenk1 at cox.net]

Bill here, press agent/personal trainer to Miss Angela Basset, 
Droop and Drool Diva of Wichita and Sedgwick County

Miss Angela wishes to protest the discussion of graying hair, 
especially among female bassets.  This is no one else's business.
A girl may decide to discuss her wisdom tints with a gal pal in
private, but humans have no business spreading it all over the net.
She is only a bit over seven years old (still 29 in dog years) and 
does not wish to have the state of her hair discussed.  She is
however, happy to discuss Bill's hair.  It is rapidly graying with
the beard fully gray and the hair just past salt n pepper.  And it 
is showing up in his ears!  She is expecting at any minute for
him to get on one of the social networking  sites looking for a
"little ol' gal who would luv to braid my backhair."   See, it's not
so funny when applied to humans.  

I'm a lovely basset, smooth and svelte
Fit of figure, sleek of pelt
When the food is offered, I will leap
Otherwise just let me sleep.

Miss Angela (Keep your mouth shut, Miss Clairol)
Bill (backhair braiding, anyone?)