[Dailydrool] Mutant Basset At Large

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Yup, landin in da crate yesserday. Liddel spot ob da troublez. Momma not heppy. Deserbin, teach dat one to leeb me home frum da Waddle.But affer whut I seez yessterday--geez, ebbin Elder Clara is a lookin gud.
Yesserday, I git on me couch, teke liddel power nap before me afternoon woofin ob da school bus. Gotz to keep dem kidletz in line youze know---and I close me peepers, and why I woke up to a horror show rite dere in me home. Dat rite, I git shock ob me life. Here I wus, dreaming bout sniffin woomenz, and I wake up to moosic, and dere be dis fing a dancin and a wailin rite in front ob me.
Da Brudder froze rite dere on me couch.
I seyz whut dis bee??
Mebee a burglatorz?? 
No wait, it gotz earflappers, it gotz pawz, it gotz feetz. And it gotz a TAIL.
I gib dis a fink.
Now da Brudder sure, it be Mutant Basset. Rite dere in me home, an it habbin whut dey call seeebsure. Why dis fing in da deestress mode--
Brudder Elwood panic, lookie fur da tellyphone, I needz to call da 922, git serious help, biggie net, git da MAN out herz. 
Brudder Elwood brave, I teke liddel sniffy ob da beast, my Dog, it be a kickin da feetz, shakin da headbone, why all dem noises--
Hold it.
It be Momma in da basset clothin. Oh, my, dis more dan a barrassment, dis awfulz, I mean awfulz. Brudder Elwood yell real loud ober da wailin, tell Momma she no can do dis, why da Brudder gots whut dey say reputationz to be upholdin---dis pitteefulz.

Momma drag me to da crate bout dat time. Yellin bout it all fur da houndies dat hab no home an I needz to shut da snooter.
Brudder Elwood seyz Momma, just shut me crate door. Me heart can't teke no more.
Stayin at home now lookin liddel bedder. 
Wait ter minute, dere still Elder Clara to be a contendin wif---

Drool to all in need---

Come to the Michigan Waddle---help the hounds and join the Basset Houndz singin and dancin---Make Brudder Elwood eat his words!!



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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