[Dailydrool] Miss Angela's cheap thrills

[bjenk1 at cox.net]

Bill here, press agent/personal trainer to Miss Angela Basset,
Droop and Drool Diva of Wichita and Sedgwick County

Miss Angela did very well during the storm siren blasts and 
rainstorms last night.  The big bad cloud apparently went 
about right over us but no twisters came down out of it.  We
are relieved.   Neither one of us relishes the trip down the
STEEP stairs to the basement or the musty smell.  

While we are unable to go to Michigan this weekend for the
Waddle (Bill has to give finals Thursday night and have grades
turned in shortly thereafter), Miss Angela has found a new way
to get her thrills and giggles.  June bugs!  She doesn't eat them
or hurt them much, she just picks them up in her mouth and
holds them there while they buzz and vibrate.  Her eyes get 
really big and she does a somewhat subdued and dignified
version of the gotta-pee dance.  Then she'll let it go, watch it
flounder around, then pick it up again.  I would like to laugh 
at her, but she offends easily and insists that proper employer-
employee relations do not include the slavey chortling at the
boss.  Now, if she picks up a wasp or sweat bee, that would
be another thing.

Bill ( Gotta get the finals ready.  Torture takes time)
Angela (Bzzzzzzzzz)