[Dailydrool] Squirrels & mutant hounds

[Swartz]

Happy Gotcha Day to Polly & Happy Birthday Bonnie.  We hope that the mommas 
get you something tasty for your special day.
And Happy belated birthday Bertie.
Happy Gotcha Day to Polly

Nigel, Llewis, Conley an Cooper, this be Ruger woofing at you.  We told you 
that those darn things bit!!! We have the same problem with them darn 
squirrels...Their terrorist you know...they terrorize me and Colt running 
through our yard and running up and down our trees, bouncing on the limbs 
like one of them bouncy houses that the human kids like to play in. Then 
they come half way down the trunk just out of our reach and chatter at us 
"na-nanny bo boo, you can't catch me"  They asking to have their heads 
chomped off if you ask me. Then when momma comes out to yell at us for 
barking they make a break for it, run through the fence into Ms. Martha's 
yard..she don't have an anti-terrorism team watching her yard.  She got one 
of them little dogs that look like a shaggy rat. Colt thinks that he is a 
rat in a bad doggie disguise. Anyhoooo One of these days we'll get them darn 
squirrels!!!  We have to protect our momma from getting squirrel attacked. 
We hope that your Dadperson is okay, Yuck squirrel slobber!!

Brudder Elwood this be Colt woofing in...Ruger & I hope that you are out of 
crate jail! That mutant basset sound scarier than the squirrels! Momma 
rolling on the floor laughing so hard...she rolling like she be
rolling in something dead...Get her smell on. Hehehehhooooo.  Momma so upset 
now that she won't be coming to Michigan to see those Singing Houndz. 
Someone take video...Momma say she pay to see that!
Ruger & I might have to go hide in our room with our heads under the pillows 
when she watch that. Mutant Hounds didn't M. Night Shamalyan  make some kind 
of movie about that??? Maybe it was Steven King; now that man write some 
scary stuff.

Drool to all the sick houndies.  Hope that you all are feeling better and 
cracking the whip on those lazy slaves soon.

Colt "I go up and give that Mutant hound a big ol'wet kiss!!!"
Ruger "Death to all terrorist squirrels"
FL Gulf Coast Squirrel Anti-terrorism Team