[Dailydrool] Dis be outrage

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee steamin. Why me earflaps gotz da smoke a rollin out ob dem. All dat wurk I dooze round me home, why, Brudder Elwood a throwin in da apron. Dis jus whut dey call notz rite. I tellz you me trubblez.
When Momma come home frum da Waddle, Daddie unload me trablin moochine. He pile all da stuffz rite by da door in me car roomz till Momma get ebberyfing all togedder. 
Well, rite dere waz da mostest booteeful new houndie bed I ebber seez. It be a custom model, why it be gold, it show off me fur coat, an it be a wurk ob da art by Mz Angelika Hastingz. Dis be mine. why I been wurkin me pawz rite down to da padz an I be deeserbin. So I been a watchin dis. Why I kin hardly wait to rub me booteeful bodie all ober dis. An todey, Momma make da moobe. She go on in dere an git me an Brudder Jake's old bedz and off dey go to da washin moochine. Brudder Jake whut not keep da home crate tidee like Brudder Elwood,an himz bed flat, so it be a needin da puffin up. Why lookie all dem crumbz in him crate, an whut??? No woomenz picsures, tsk, tsk, da boy be lackin. Anywho, Brudder Elwood rite dere, a dreamin bout how I needz to git me name on me new beddie, when it heppin.
Yup, den it heppin.
My new beddie is headin rite on ober to Brudder Jake's crumb infested crate whut ain't got nuffin, ain't got no style, ain't got no personalz touches. It be bare, it be ugly, it be plain and it gotz me new doggie bed going rite in da door.
Brudder Elwood gib big boy bark ob da disgust.
Brudder Jake all smilin and he jump on in rite on da beautimous beddie. He all stretched out, kickin back, why dis fing big nuff fur himz whole bodie whut be size ob da bus. Dis worsser dan if Elder Clara git da new beddie. Dis outrage. Brudder Elwood now a goin on strike.
Brudder Elwood gotz dis to sey.
Brudder Jake answer da ringin telleyphone. It now part ob youze job.

Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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