[Dailydrool] Da Brat

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel.
I so sgusted. I go lib wif Brudder Elwood mebbe we moob away togedder go
sumplaise wiffout Big Dogs, half-brudders an dogs whut steel you bed.
Heers whut happint.
MomPerson feed we dinner. She droppt in some spare grass (I dunno, dat's
whut she callt it.) whut we all but Mr. Cooper, an sum cheez an some dogfud.
Ebberbody eet scept Mr. Cooper who do dis sumtuime. Youshually momPerson
watch reel close cuz Llewis like to finish he food fass an den go finish Mr.
Cooper's fud too, whut is sumfing Mr. Cooper leebe him do. He nebber ebber
git mad at Llewis.
Dis time I guess MomPerson not payin tenshun an she leddus all outta crates
(me an Conley eet in crates) an I thot well if Llewis kin eet Mr. Coopers
food den I,, Nigel the Nose, can too.
But da secont Ise close dis big black hairy fing leept on me aroaring an a
screemin an Ise roarin and screemin an Ise fiting an Cooper fitin an
MomPerson come runnin cuz by den dat hairy bast....dog have Nigel uppersides
down by da froat and ise fitin like a maddog. MomPerson yellin an Cooper
roaring an I croakin an like aliddel ballay danser here com Conley dat brat
DAT BRAT tiptoing round ebberbody an HE FINISH DA FOOD!!!! I sees him eben
tho I uppersides down an I tryina tell Cooper but alls I kin do is go
GGGRRRRUUUUKKKK Cuz sum big dog sqweezin my sweet liddel froat!
Finelees, MomPerson pull off Cooper an Ise outta bref so I leddit go I wuz
gonna kill he but thot I leddim lib anodder day. Conley howebber....he
bedder watsch he bekside, dat all I gotta say about dat child.
Drool an love to all whut needs it,
Nigel ob Nigel Llewis Conley an Cooper I guesses...
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