[Dailydrool] PFFFT ! & walk in da park

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Hubby came home from work about 10 last night so we took the girls out to  
potty and brought them back in, well Maggie decided to  go to her  bed,  
Bill built her a small step stool, which steps up to the ottoman and  then into 
her over stuffed chair so Evil Annie is chewing on her deer antler  right 
next to the step stool, well, Maggie steps on up and I saw her tail curl  up 
and boy did she cut one, Poor Annie jumps up like someone shot her and she  
runs out to the kitchen stopping along the way to sniff her own butt, she  
thought she let one and it was Maggie. Bill and I were laughing so hard and  
there was poor Annie out in the kitchen hanging her head looking guilty , we 
 couldn't stop laughing and after much coaxing got her to come back into 
the  living room
Hubby has gone hunting with his brother for 10 days !!!!!  YEA !  Yippeee 
!!!!  hurray !!!!! any ways I took my two girls for a walk today  down to the 
cemetery down by the river and there is this women walking a Bichon,  she 
stops to talk and I tell her that Maggie is fine with other dogs, but  I  
don't trust  Annie, she is a little ornery,  Maggie loved the  little dog and 
Annie ,  well lets just say the CU- JO  side came out  so the lady said " I 
dont know much about dogs, but what kind of dog is this ?  "  meaning Maggie, 
 I said " she is a Basset Hound "  she  said  " OH " so then she looks at 
Annie  and said  " well what  kind of dog is that ? "Under my breath I am 
saying holy shit, I am standing  there trying not to be MARLENE,   But damn !!! 
 Beam me up Scotty  !  are you serious ?  my reply was " Oh she is an Irish 
Wolfhound  "   " REALLY  ?" she replies  she said "  " well I have  always 
wondered what they look like, but I thought they were a tall dog ?  "   
MARLENE  replies " yes, most are, but this is a miniature  Irish Wolf Hound ! "  
 I really wanted to say "  they are G**  D**** Sisters  you fruit loop !  
what  planetary  constellation did you just come from ?????????  I just  
turned and said "   you have a nice day,  we have to go now  mumble  mumble   
#$&**^&*^%  I don't know why  MARLENE  has to act like this ?????  
Bwahahahahahahah !
 
Marlene  mommy to Maggie Wags the Basset and her siter the Irish  Wolfhound 
 Evil Annie   Bwahahaha
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