[Dailydrool] leef blowin moochie

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momma out fur tree hours to day clenin up doze leefs,  we gotz BIGGIE  back 
yard, momma taught dat we hab no more leefs coz we had all dem tree cut  
down last year dat hab dat green bug in dem, momma wuz excited  no moor  
leebs,  HA  guess again. dat wind blow from da north den it blow frum  da south 
and we gotz leebs !!!!!!! momma worked all dey clenin dem lleebs den da  gran 
daddy ob dem kids next door he cum ober and he blows all dem leebs under  
our fence back into mommas yard ! mooma hab enouff, first she deal wif dem 
crazy  people who cant park dere cars now her gotz ta deal wif dat old grand 
daddy so  momma go get daddy leef moochie  big blower  so she gib it a  crank 
 nuttin, she pull it again nuttin, so she gib it nudder crank put put  put  
vroooooommm it died  momma sez S*** !  so she gib it anudder  crank, 
vroooooommm  put put  put  it died again she gets her old  blind lady glasses on 
read directions, sez she hab to prime it !!!! den she  sez  prime my A**  she 
gib it a kick den she start talkin to dat  moochine an she tell it dat it 
better start dis time or she going to blow it up  and you nose what  dat 
moochie started  on da first crank    vroooooom !!!!!!!
so momma go ober by da fence and she dun blow all dem leebs righ back under 
 dat fence and den she just stand dere and dare dat old man to  blow dem  
back.  mee and Maggie be glad wen daddy cum home coz we be tired tryin ta  
keep momma out ob trouble diz women need attitude adjustment fur sure! she 
gotz  scrambled brains 
 
Evil Annie and Maggie Wags 
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