[Dailydrool] da fat pads

[Karen]

Me been robbed!  Me took'd a look an let me teld ya dere be hawdly
nuffin.  bak dere.  Took me furebber to find wut ebben was one time 
pose to hab sumpin.  No wunner nobuddy took me picshure frum da
backside.   Can me owder dem pad so me look like da man?  Where me
git em?  Wat size me needin to look studly?  Hmmm.  dubble DD?  
Twipple FF?  Sumwon hep me out on dis size thingy.  Gotta git dis
rite. 

Wat dat Momma? Youz lub da way me are.  Me noze dat.  Wat pride go befur 
da fall...wat da meen?  You say dis meen surgree.  Will dey gib me da gud stuff?  
Tell doc me needin da drugs affer too.  No skimp...Me need da stwong stuff.
 Bedder rite dis down, cuz it impawtunt.

Wate!  Me bedder gib dis nudder thunk??? Hmmm.  Me got 5 gurls here wiff
Cuz Chloe bisitin agin.   Ruby Doo go fur da head an neck so no werries dere.  
Abby Gale go fur do body rollin an shulders an eer flap.  Sadee Maye go fur 
ebberthing.  Wat ebber her can reech. Den der Sis Nelly Belle who playin now 
an her purdy short an go fur me back legs.  Dat gurl  knowed to meke da slip up 
like dis mornin wen dat Nelly Belle bit me on da udder man pawt wen we playin.  
Make me screem like dem bird bomber wen we get to close to da ness.  Sorry guys but 
der be no sukkin dat one up!  Iffen me put in da pads an make dem shribbel tings hang low  
dat meen more targets fur dem gurls.  Whoooaa.  Dis culd be berrryyyy bad fur me.   

Wat da Momma?  Paturnatee  suits? No hab to werry bout paturnatee suits...Me no wear 
a suit, less you be actin awl weird!  Not a wearin suit??  In dat cort!  But me shootin da nuffin.
Me herd it cawl da blankz.  Hab to proob it?  Dat take da moolah?  Who Moolah??? Da Bone Moolah??  Dah Treet Moolah!  Furgit Dat!!! No Way!!!  Dat Mine!!!  Furgit it!  Me not order 
none dem fat pads!   Foods and treats more impawtant!  

Sorry Dudes but food an treets more impawtant.  A Basset gotta draw da line sumwhere.
Hey Momma.  Git da sew moochine out.  Make me sum britches wiff some fake ones to
weer out and bout.  Problum solbed!  Moolah safe!

Drulz,
Bazzle, OEBE ob Da Dog House Gang


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