[Dailydrool] Da Beeg Peegs

[AnitaW]

Dis be Sister Holly woofin in heer, da Mama bees workin hard alla day, so
mememe told Mama not ta worry, me would tell dis story.  Ya gotsa unnerstand
dat Sister Gracie bees a eater.  A beeeeggg eater.  In fack, Mama allus  sez
dat her finked Sister Gracie was da BEEGEST PEEG on da planet...until Sister
Anna moved in.  Now Mama calls dem Peeglet One (Anna) and Peeglet Two
(Gracie).  (Mememe Holly da Dolly bees delikate eeter, Mama no calls me no
kinda peeg.  Jes wanta git dat straite.)  Well, Sister Gracie such a beeg
peeg dat eber ebenin when da Mama tryin ta work onna puter, Sister Gracie
comes an lays by Mama an whines an weedles fer fud.  Not gits any, but
whines an weedles annyhoo.  Gess whut - it took 14 munths, but Sister Anna
be learns ta do dis now too, jest in last 2 weeks.  So now Mama an mememe
hasta lissen to BOF dem peegs whinin an weedlin eber nite.  An eber time
Mama gets up, Sister Anna chases her, speshully if Mama goes to da kichen.
Which her does a lot onna count of feedin all dem kitties.  Mama sez herz
bout ta pull herz hare outa da hed.  Or banish dem whinin an weedlin peegs
to da odder room, an let sweet leetle mememe stay.  On accounta me only
whines an weedles fer pets, not fud.  Dats all.  

 

Lub, Sister Holly an da Peegs

 

Anita Woodrum

a.woodrum at sbcglobal.net

 

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