[Dailydrool] Pw Rosie Has an Offer You Can't Refuse

[Pat Dill]

To All My Basset Friends on the Drool,

Howliday time is right around the corner already:  Thanksgiving, Hanukah, 
Christmas, New Year's.  Are you looking for a perfect hostess gift that will 
also help the homeless hounds?  Read on.....

I am Pw. Rosie of Rural Valley, PA, and I am 15-1/2 years old.  In the fine 
tradition of some of my Jamboree Basset friends, I flunked as a showdawG, 
moved out and am spending my golden years making my slaves raise money for 
homeless hounds.  I have been blind from glaucoma for about 7 years, I only 
hear a little, and they say I'm a bit senile.  Wait!  What was I doing?  Who 
are you? Oh. I remember now.

My foodslaves Pat Dill and Carol Sharp have been way too lazy lately and 
need to make some moolah for Droopy Basset Hound Rescue of Western PA.  I 
thought and thought and thought (or at least I think I thought) and finally 
came up with a brilliant idea.  Back in April I made my Auntie Walli pay a 
nickzillion dollars at the Pawction for rights to a custom flavor of Moon 
Doggie Coffee for my 15th birthday present.  Silly foodslaves never followed 
through until inspiration struck me.  I pawed a message to my friend Zephyr 
(whose foodslaves own and run Moon Doggie Coffee), and between us we 
finagled a limited-edition flavor of ROSIE COFFEE available to you in both 
regular and decaf versions.  It's called Rosie's Red Dutch Apple Streusel, 
and it is just the ticket for those howliday gifts one always needs this 
time of year.

Besides, shouldn't EVERYONE have some ROSIE COFFEE??

The apple flavor is in honor of my litter--all of my brothers and sisters 
had apple-themed names--and it has a bootiful picture of me-me-me on the 
label.

For the entire month of November, Zephyr has convinced his slaves to donate 
to Droopy Basset Hound Rescue 40% of the proceeds (which is all of their 
profit) on any order of my special coffee and 20% of any other coffee flavor 
ordered.

To make things even more interesting, my slaves have come up with two extra 
incentives:

1)  Anyone who buys six (6) bags of any flavor of Moon Doggie Coffee during 
November will get a custom stainless steel Droopy Basset travel mug with a 
special photo of me-me-me.  What could be better than drinking Rosie's Red 
in Rosie's mug?
2)  In addition, from November 1 - 7, my slaves will make a matching 
donation (dollar-for-dollar) to Droopy Basset Rescue for every bag of coffee 
I sell.

If you want to see my picture, check out your 2010 Daily Drool calendar on 
March 20th.  That was my birthday!!

Help me help the homeless hounds of Western PA while getting a head start on 
your howliday shopping.  How can you refuse a Pwincess?

Love,

Pw Rosie

Now here are all the ordering details for the month of November:

Purchases of my own Rosie's Red Dutch Apple Streusel (regular or decaf) will 
result in 40% of the proceeds going to Droopy Basset Hound Rescue. Other 
flavors get a 20% donation.
Buy the ROSIE COFFEE (or any other flavor) on-line at 
http://www.moondoggiecoffee.com/purchaseproducts.html
If you prefer to email an order, send it to Donna Funk at 
sales at moondoggiecoffee.com.  She will send you a Paypal invoice or call you 
if you prefer.
You must mention "Droopy" when you place the order so that Droopy Basset 
Hound Rescue will receive credit.
Everyone who purchases at least 6 bags of any flavor at one time during 
November will receive a special stainless steel Droopy Basset Rescue travel 
mug with MY mug on it, to be delivered separately from the coffee.
If you are interested in buying a Droopy/Rosie mug separately, my slaves 
will make them available for only $20 each.  Contact them directly at 
maxwellbasset at yahoo.com.  Proceeds will also go to Droopy Basset Hound 
Rescue.
My slaves will match dollar-for-dollar all proceeds designated to Droopy for 
all coffee orders placed between November 1 - 7.
For obvious reasons, this fundraiser cannot be combined with any other offer 
Moon Doggie Coffee may be offering concurrently (such as free shipping). 
That makes sense even to a pwitty girl like me.
Regular coffee is $13.95/lb and Decaf is $15.95/lb.  Moon Doggie Coffee uses 
only the finest grades of coffee--organic, rainforest certified or 
bird-friendly certified.  In addition, their decaf is Swiss Water Process 
which means no nasty chemicals are used.