[Dailydrool] Tail-a-Ban Repawt

[Linda H]

Score:
  Dewey - 1
  Tail-a-Ban operative - 0

Despite the rainy weather, I am doing my job! Since the Underwater Operatives seem to have hibernated, I am going after the above ground ones. 

Last night, Mommy was out in the driveway flapping her lips with the slaves of my good friend, Chance, who was taking a nap on the lawn. Not me! No way! I was hard at work! I knew one of those Tail-a-Ban operatives was in mommy's shade garden. I could smell the bugger! I went round and round, but it kept sneaking under the ferns and other dead stuff that mommy leaves to rot in the garden. Rotten stuff . . . .   oh, so nice! Ahem! I digress. Round and round I go, chasing that operative. I KNOWED he was there! Finally, I cornered him, and he was chirping for mercy. That's when my thick headed mommy FINALLY figured out what I was doing! What did she think? That I just love the feel of half dead leaves between my toe bones???  {Mommy here. That thought did occur to me!} I flipped that operative outta the garden, and flipped and flipped him, being really careful to move fast so he could not get his weapons into  my tender snooter. Finally, he surrendered. I opted to not eat the enemy that night.

Repawting from the field,
Dewey
Underwater Personnel Destroyer, Specialist 1st Class
 		 	   		  
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