[Dailydrool] Tennessee Dawg Haws Gang

[Cynthia Wells]

Howdy Droolerz!  Dis bee Sisser Suzie.  Whew, weez got sum katchin up to do!  Sowwy we been away sooooo long.  We bin thinkin ob awlz uze whoze losted youze pwechious Hounties.  Weez bin prayin fer uze an sennin hart healin droolz.  We noze doze Hounties fount a gud pwace at dat bridge fur runnin an playin an eatin treats.  On anodder note meez fount a new game.  I iz a fly katcher.  I hatez flyz an me stick me snooder out dat doggie door an try to katch me one but sumtimes dey gits in da haws an me mamma getz mad.  But iffn I git one meez shake me head back n forth real fast an me eyes wiggle an me snooder wiggle an me mamma aks iffn me looze me mindt.  Ennywayz it beez fun, din me spit it out on da floor an din me paw it to see if me got himz or not.  Uze ebber do dis?  Try it, it beez fun.  

Mamma sey tell uze dis.  She git book by Dr. Pitcairn, him a Vetman awl bout natural healf ob dogz an catz.  Ennywayz him gotz a recipie in dere fur it be called Healthy Powder.  Mamma sprinkle bout half teaspoon on our morning and evening foodz.  Nobody here vomit since din.  We use to vomit at least bout 2 or 3 times a week wit 5 dogs an Mamma usually dont know who dun it.  Iffn ennybody wanna dis recipie jus e-mail me Mamma.  Ok, try to beez gud an iffn uze can't jus pray fore uze go to bed an aks furgibenesss.  Hollar at ya laterz.  

Sisser Suzie, Brudder Jaggie, Brudder Egan, Brudder Blue, Sisser Silkie, an Brudder Skipper (atb)