[Dailydrool] PRZZENTS & ? for da PBF& Mausers

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Cnly.
I fond a przznt for MomPerson firss thing dis mornin. I meen it still dawk
ousside but Nigel he GOTTAGO so weeze all wented ousside, an rite away I
fond dis przznt!! It a liddel grey fing. It got legs an a tale. Long Tale.
Liddle beedy eyeballs. So Ise greb it.
Now whut?
I meen NOW WHUT??
Ize got dis fing all wiggliying meking liddel NOHURTME noise.
So I lays it by da bekedoor an calls MomPerson in my spshual I GOTTIT I
GOTTIT voice.
She look at it an go "uhoh" an picks it up by da tale (she finkin I killt
it) an puddit on da ledge but den it start kickin an stoff.
Now dis my nice kind MomPerson, rite?
She looks attit for a minute den pick it up by da tale and FROWS IT OBER DA
FENCE INNA FRONTYARD!!!!  Not nicey, needer.
She callt it -----well she callt it lotsa fings but I ast Mr.Cooper Sir anhe
say it callt a  mauser.

Ok now aint a Mauser a fing whyut go bang?
Do dese fings splode?
Did I fine a danjerrus terrerist? An did MomPerson leddit go? (It mebbe not
in too gooder shape awreddy, but still...)
Dey moobin inna hawse? We got terrerists moobin inna MY HAWSE??????

Do Ise need help frum da PBF? Or am I in charge of Mauser patrol? Or whut?
MomPerson did say "attaboy". (I juss wanted a fren but hey-- it didint wanna
play much.)

OEBE CNLT Rear Edmirrall PBF.
Drool to all whut needs it
Snooters to my sweet liddel  Buddercup Flour.
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