Tooday iz da day we celybrate my birfday cuz we do not know da akshual day. I yam about 8 years old and da momma iz gonna gib me sum stake! Dis iz bery unyoozual cuz da momma duz not eat stake but will buy it for mememememe! I may eben share wif my stinky widdle brudder, da Fritz (maybe!) - Lucy Lou the Wild Wonder Butt' OEBE