[Dailydrool] Da No Fair Diyet

[Beverly Szaton]

Ok dis Nigel. I gots me a reel complaint heer, an Llewis an Conley an eben
Mr. Cooper Sir, he agree.
Heer it are.
Da MomPerson on a diyet.
Ok dat fine, we nose she be a lardbutt (Llewis where she be? Youse sure?
Watch dat door, ok?) an she needa do sumfin cuz she cant eben bend ober ta
pickie up we food bowls. Hardly. She can but she meke alla dees here umps
and oophs an monin sounds... So she whileago join dis wate wachers. But it
no work so good for she.
So now she done did it.
She done started sumfin callt da Addakins Diyet.
She eet meet. Lotsa meet. chickie, fishie, beefie. She cood share, youse
nose? But she like ole Momma Dog Zelda. Youse git neer she plate an she go
inna gard mode. She growl and yarr at we. NO DIS MY MEET. Grr grrr. An
grumpie? My stars da womin like a loaded gun.
We hopin she forgit aboud it or lose da wate quik an gib we da leffeever
meet.
Conley, youse figger out how ta open date frigererater door yet? Well, keep
workin...

Love an Drool to them in need,
Nigel, Llewis, Conley an Cooper
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