[Dailydrool] Doggie Doorz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. We gonna talk bout dem doggie doorz . We got one ob dem rite here at me home. I lubz me doggie door.  Why some ob me best memoriez ob me doggie door----
Like dat time I come a runnin full blast frum out dere in da south 40 and make flyin leep at da hole and miscomboobulate me aim. 
I broke da frame ob da doogie door.
Daddy replaced wif new one.
Den dere be dat time I bee out dere a sniffin an come runnin full blast and Momma had dun shut da  flap wif da hard flap and I dun hit da hard flap and 
smashed da hard flap outta da door thingy and rolled into me home. Brudder Elwood was a seein starzzzzzzzzz----
I cracked da door frame dat time.
Daddy fixed dat one.
Den dere bee dat time when I bee out in me yard an I come a runnin full blast and go to hop thru da hole and why dere be Elder Clara on da odder side whut da Brudder land on top ob in a heap.
I get bit by da evil toofers dat time.
Daddie couldn't fix dat one. He refurred dat one to Momma whut put medeecine on me holes.
Den dere be dat time I bee out in me yard and I come a runnin full blast and I go to jump in me hole and rip off da flap.
I land in da famblie room wif da flap.
Daddie put on new flap.
Den it heppin.
Daddie seyz---Elwood---I cant git no more parts fur dis door---they aint a meking dem no more. Youze need to slow down.

Brudder Elwood seyz---dat ain't happinin----

Drool to all in need


Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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