[Dailydrool] Accomodations for the Empawress Ruby Doo and Cyrus

[Val Brewer]

This is Lt. Harley of the PBF coordinating final bodyguard arrangements for 
Commander Bo.

1. Sleeping arrangements. Both the Empawress and Cyrus have requested extra 
thick, extra large, extra plush bedding. This will not be a problem. The 
Commander and I sleep with the humans on a thick, heated, king-sized waterbed. 
The more the merrier. In an inspired moment, the DH decided it would be fun to 
be able to look out the window to the coastline while lying in bed, so the DH 
raised the bed four feet off the ground, making it next to impossible for either 
humans or hounds to crawl into it. So there is now a set of steps next to the 
bed. This is certainly a worthy throne. Neither my brother nor I use crates. We 
were both over-crated at several previous homes and loathe them.

2. Food. Due to my brother's intestinal issues, we eat twice a day special 
kibble mixed with boiled, pureed chicken breasts (organically raised) from the 
human food store. I think you will both like these meals. I will check on the 
grain free issue.

3. Limousine. Will a battered Honda Element do?

4. Walks. I love walks; the Commander hates them. The DH has insomnia and takes 
an hour long walk in the middle of the night each night and would be thrilled 
for your company. In our new headquarters we have a very large fenced yard and a 
newly constructed dog ramp; there is a large doggie door, so fetch is quite 
possible on the grounds of the PBF compound.

5. Varmints. There are no terrorist squirrels in Hawaii but the Ratailaban is 
strong here. There are also mongooses, which look rather like squirrels but do 
not wreak havoc. Mongooses were inadvisedly imported to Hawaii to kill rats. But 
the importers did not take into account that mongeese are active during the day 
and rats are active during the night, so the two populations live fairly 
independently. Not entirely thought out, bright idea solutions like the above 
characterize a lot of problem solving here in the islands.

6. Red dirt. On our island we have mostly black lava rock, so red dirt is not a 
problem.

Looking forward to seeing you both. Lt. Harley
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