[Dailydrool] Msg from ASTT HQ

Swartz foxybear at cox.net
Tue Apr 19 12:53:28 PDT 2011


Back healing drool to Lambchop & Rosie.  We hope that you get better quickly.

no-bone-marrow-cancer drool is being slung to Copper.

Healing drool to Smokey the Blue basset.  We know that BBR will get you fixed up and a great forever home found for you.  

Happy Birthday Suzy & Bugsey!!! 

New Home/New Life drool is being slung to Kipper.  Relax sweet girl...you are HOME! And in a loving home at that.  Blessed be sweet one.

Ruger woofing in.  Dear Ms. Emma I am proud to read of your hunting prowess against the terrorist squirrelistans.  Even though you may not as of yet caught and killed one the fact of your eagerness to protect your home is to be commended.  The trick with the squirrelistans is to not only be quick but to out smart them. Keep chasing them, learn their patterns and figure out a way to out smart them and make them pay with the swift justice of your jaws!  Stay forever vigilant and I am sure that one day they will make the mistake that you capitalize on!  

Gigi, Congratulations on your recent mole/vole extermination.  You Go GIRL!!!

Today here at ASTT HQ Colt and I almost had our second kill of the year.  We had one of the terrorist tree'd in the swamp oak when it made a desperate leap for the Squirrelistan Embassy. It must have misjudged the strength of the limb because when he ran down the limb to make his leap the limb was pretty flimsy...needless to say instead of a great leap it was more like a great fall, right between Colt & I with a great thud! Colt thought it had started to rain squirrels. Momma had come out to tell us "NO BARK" (Aunt Martha our next door neighbor is sick again) when the varmit fell from the tree. We were distracted by the momma just enough (she might have chicken jerky) and the varmit some how managed to escape my brother and I...dang varmit must be an escape artist.  He won't escape next time!!!

The momslave has just informed me that she has just read from the DD report that Bullet, PBF Chief Mess Officer, has gone to the Bridge.  It is a dark day in the PBF and the flags here at ASTT HQ's are being lowered to half mast  and will remain at half mast for the rest of the week in his honor. Fly free with out pain to the bridge Chief!  You will live forever in the magic of our memories. Heart healing drool is being slung to Chief Bullet's family. Simper Fido and a 21 howling hound Salute!

Ruger 
Director of ASTT
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