[Dailydrool] A complaint from Paddi and Vern

[Mary Wilson]

Paddi B Basset and Vernon Q Basset would like to lodge an official protest.
Today was a sunny, warm day, the kind of day a basset feels good to be
alive, and what should happen?

The horror is almost unspeakable.

It was bath day. And worse than usual, it was declared Royal Bath Day in
honour of the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton (scheduled
for Thursday morning early). Neither Paddi B Basset nor Vernon Q Basset
begrudge royalty their moment in the sun... they ask only for their OWN
similar moments, unmolested by washcloth-wielding commoners with ear
scrubbing brushes.

In an earlier day, dear Opus the Amazing Brown Cat had the SPCA on speed
dial and would surely have reported such an injustice. Now all they can do
is wetly insist that I report to the Drool. They would be willing to be
rescued from their currently location, if any Drooler without a cleanliness
fetish would be willing to oblige.

Mary
for Paddi B Basset (I was nearly drowned)
& Vernon Q Basset (She washed my tail! My TAIL!!)
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