[Dailydrool] Ben's cuisine

[Dawn]

Dear Uncle Doug-

I think the problem is with your lack of culinary skills obviously  you are doing something that displeases Ben's taste buds. I, rusty, am prepared to sacrifice myself and try his food to see what you are doing wrong. Please feel free to bring a taxing menu to mishgun. I'm particularly concerned about those ribs and Yorkshire pudding. Maybe I'll have to taste those a few times in order to be able to offer proper advice. Don't worry about pawtunia. She doesn't taste test as well as I do. I'm specially trained cause I have lived my whole life in a county with a culinary school. No, I didn't go there. Osmosis, yeah, that's it. 

Just trying to be helpful. I also offered to help Miz Hanni out with any burgers she leaves lying around. (in her hand). 

Did I mention that I once taught Uncle Frank from Ireland that in the US is is proper to walk the opposite way from the other hounds in a waddle?  Why did he call me wrong way Rusty?

Rusty

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